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当兰蕉被蚊子叮到,你会怎么叫? when a mosquito sting your penis, how would you scream?

如题, 当兰蕉被蚊子叮到, 你会怎么叫? 这儿的兰蕉当然是指男人的生殖器官啦, haha. 我读书薄浅不会penis华语怎么说, 只好直接福建话翻译. 又得顾略一下文雅那方面, 就用了兰花的兰, 香蕉的蕉. 还是不懂的, 去吃条香蕉再来思考.. 身份清高者, 就请别再读下去.. 就这样的, 今早, 被蚊子叮了大腿, 抓抓痒. 扒扒下, 就想到废废下… 如果, 当一只蚊子, 飞进你的裤裤, 狠狠的叮住你的兰蕉, 吸你兰蕉的血, 又肿, 又痛, 你会怎么叫呢? 又会不会去抓痒? 是不是都不敢大叫? 也不敢大扒大抓? 案例一: 如果自己一个人在房间, 可能会尖锐的惨叫一声, 张望四周确定没人, 扒开裤子, 看看那可怜红肿痒痒的兰蕉, 开始咒骂那早已吸到爽爽你的血飞掉的蚊子, 然后就只手或双手大扒大扒, 大抓大抓的.. 心里还是咒骂着那臭蚊子, 要杀掉它老族不懂几代, 就连恐龙蚊也不放过. 可是, 就只能这样.. 案例二: 如果是在大众, 玩乐当中, 突然发生此等大事.. 真的会脸都反白. 四周都是人, 不敢扒开裤子看看兰蕉有几红, 有几肿.. 又痒喔! 当然是不敢去大扒大抓啦.. […]


Malaysia Budget 2011 revealed!

So, here goes the Malaysia Budget 2011 revealed.. And arr, just would like to share some of my own craps (in orange) as a know-nothing Malaysian… I get this from Star Newspaper Online [source], more info have a look from http://thestar.com.my/budget/: These are the highlights of Budget 2011: The Govt took into consideration views from […]











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